Santa's Little Helper
Description
Everyone has their own thing. Ya know, the thing they like that might not be considered "normal" or even "experimental". Santa's been been around for hundreds of years, so he's gotta mix it up to keep things interesting...obviously
South Pole St. Nick:
- Right down candy cane lane
- It’s a medical procedure (it's not)
- Improper behavior in the workplace
- Putting himself on the naughty list
- They’re using lots of lube
- Sticking his cane in company ink
All ornaments shipped with protection by Saved By and guaranteed to make it in one piece or your money back, so don't worry about things breaking on the way.
Generally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed.
Can't decide on which one you like? Buy two and get free shipping (1-4 days domestically). Heck, we might even include a secret mystery gift if you're luck :)
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.