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Tiny Dancer
$25.00
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Description
Ho Ho Hollllllly Shit! Santa is doing his best Richard Simmons impersonation this year. He's a lover and a happy boy this year. You better watch out, cause he is NOT light on his feet.
Tiny Dancer:
- Is Involved In Community Theatre
- Is going to pull his groin but beauty is pain
- Talks about you in therapy. Yes you.
- Believes theatre will never die
- It's a body suit, not spanxx
- Just got his toes done
- He’s on ozempic
All ornaments shipped with protection by Saved By and guaranteed to make it in one piece or your money back, so don't worry about things breaking on the way.
Generally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed.
Can't decide on which one you like? Buy two and get free shipping (1-4 days domestically). Heck, we might even include a secret mystery gift if you're luck :)
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.