{"product_id":"suck-my-carrot","title":"Suck My Carrot","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Watch out everyone! I don't think Rudolf is trying to EAT that carrot.\"  Frosty is getting frisky with the wild life and it's weird, but funny.  Just be glad it's not YOUR family member.  Cheeky has some wild people in our lives and Frosty is just the \u003cem\u003etip \u003c\/em\u003eof the iceberg.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSuck My Carrot:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey are Best Friends\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s Not What It Looks Like\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOkay It’s Exactly What It Looks Like\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust Casual Playtime\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCompletely Innocent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe Grew Up On a Farm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBig Game Hunter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePacked with antioxidants\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-e7988f72-7fff-a85d-d6b3-f855b8b49d89\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll ornaments shipped with protection by Saved By and guaranteed to make it in one piece or your money back, so don't worry about things breaking on the way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGenerally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCan't decide on which one you like? Buy two and get free shipping (1-4 days domestically).  Heck, we might even include a secret mystery gift if you're luck :)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Cheeky Ornaments","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45836795478166,"sku":"6900150","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/1598\/2486\/files\/6900150.FRT.jpg?v=1762949785","url":"https:\/\/elbusa.myshopify.com\/products\/suck-my-carrot","provider":"Ethereal Legacy Boutiques ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}