{"product_id":"santas-little-helper","title":"Santa's Little Helper","description":"\u003cp\u003eEveryone has their own thing.  Ya know, the thing they like that might not be considered \"normal\" or even \"experimental\".  Santa's been been around for hundreds of years, so he's gotta mix it up to keep things interesting...obviously\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSouth Pole St. Nick:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRight down candy cane lane\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a medical procedure (it's not)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eImproper behavior in the workplace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePutting himself on the naughty list\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey’re using lots of lube\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSticking his cane in company ink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-e7988f72-7fff-a85d-d6b3-f855b8b49d89\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll ornaments shipped with protection by Saved By and guaranteed to make it in one piece or your money back, so don't worry about things breaking on the way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGenerally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCan't decide on which one you like? Buy two and get free shipping (1-4 days domestically).  Heck, we might even include a secret mystery gift if you're luck :)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Cheeky Ornaments","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45836794757270,"sku":"6900160","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/1598\/2486\/files\/6900160.FRONT.jpg?v=1762949780","url":"https:\/\/elbusa.myshopify.com\/products\/santas-little-helper","provider":"Ethereal Legacy Boutiques ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}