{"product_id":"cliff-the-cloud","title":"Cliff the Cloud","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMeet Cliff: The Unwaveringly Supportive Rain Cloud\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDon't be put off by his expression. He's not angry at you, he's angry FOR you. Cliff is that friend whom you mention being stood up for coffee and the first words out of his mouth are \"tell me where he lives\". He's the friend who you tell about the person you're interested in who seems great but you can't shake this off feeling and 20 hours of internet stalking later you know he's sleuthed out the answer. And that's why you want Cliff in your plant corner. He's got your back, no matter what.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis is Cliff, our intensely loyal rain cloud who always has your back. That stern expression? It's not judgment – it's pure determination to keep your green babies thriving. Cliff doesn't mess around when it comes to the things (and plants) he cares about.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProtectively crafted in North Georgia, Cliff is more than just a plant accessory – he's your plant's best friend, despite the Resting Storm Face. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProtective Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePatented, USA-made design\u003c\/b\u003e transforms plant watering into a reassuring shower\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlant Hydration\u003c\/b\u003e - Holds 4 oz of water just enough for Cliff to have the right impact\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes two 12-inch clear acrylic rods\u003c\/b\u003e with tips, compatible with any plant pot 5 inches or larger (Cliff has personally vetted this setup)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMakes an ideal gift\u003c\/b\u003e for plant lovers who want someone in their corner, no questions asked\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to Team Up with Cliff\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesigned for regular watering routines, Cliff will make sure you don’t forget.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEncourages consistent plant care while adding an aggressively devoted decorative presence to your plant display\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSimply insert into the plant pot and fill Cliff with water – he'll handle the rest with fierce dedication and can even offer support for your climbing plants.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe slow rain shower allows your plant optimal absorption time while Cliff provides silent but steadfast encouragement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIf you observe any adverse reactions in your plant, Cliff won’t take it personally and wants you to discontinue use as a watering device, he can still serve as your plant's most supportive cheerleader.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Clean with soap and warm water as needed – Cliff appreciates being kept in fighting form.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNote: The Cliff the Cloud combines steadfast loyalty with nurturing plant care. Cliff works reliably with most types of houseplants and will help you monitor your plants' health with the dedication of your most supportive friend. Because when Cliff's in your corner, you know you've got the support you need to succeed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Cloud Makers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45995819303062,"sku":"CEM_004_014","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/1598\/2486\/files\/Cliff.jpg?v=1765069008","url":"https:\/\/elbusa.myshopify.com\/products\/cliff-the-cloud","provider":"Ethereal Legacy Boutiques ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}