{"product_id":"christmas-dickle","title":"Christmas Dickle","description":"\u003cdiv aria-expanded=\"false\" aria-controls=\":c2\" aria-owns=\":c2\" spellcheck=\"false\" style=\"direction: ltr; min-height: 266px;\" aria-multiline=\"true\" role=\"textbox\" aria-label=\"Message Body\" class=\"Am aiL Al editable LW-avf tS-tW tS-tY\" id=\":9m\" tabindex=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"opacity: 1;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Christmas Dickle – Hide It, Find It, Giggle About It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMove over, traditional pickle ornament — there’s a new holiday legend hanging on the tree, and he’s a little more… \u003cem\u003eexcited\u003c\/em\u003e about Christmas. Introducing \u003cstrong\u003eThe Christmas Dickle\u003c\/strong\u003e, the hand-blown glass ornament that puts the \u003cem\u003e“jingle”\u003c\/em\u003e in your bells and the \u003cem\u003e“pickle”\u003c\/em\u003e in your pickle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt first glance, it’s just a festive gherkin spreading seasonal cheer. But look closer (or don’t), and you’ll realize it’s packing more than just brine and holiday spirit. Whether you gift it as a gag, sneak it on Grandma’s tree, or make it the new “find the pickle” tradition — this naughty little number guarantees laughs every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Highlights:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🥒 \u003cstrong\u003eHand-blown glass \u0026amp; hand-painted acrylic\u003c\/strong\u003e – Every glossy curve and pickle vein crafted with care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003eReady to hang right out of the box\u003c\/strong\u003e – No assembly, just pure giggle-fuel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💪 \u003cstrong\u003eGuaranteed “no break”\u003c\/strong\u003e – Stronger than your cousin’s marriage after family dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for white elephant gifts, dirty Santa, or your friend with questionable taste\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive your holidays a little \u003cem\u003eextra pickle energy.\u003c\/em\u003e The \u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Dickle\u003c\/strong\u003e — because Christmas isn’t complete without at least one inappropriate ornament.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cheeky Ornaments","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46351216771222,"sku":"6900121","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/1598\/2486\/files\/6900121.frt.jpg?v=1776596411","url":"https:\/\/elbusa.myshopify.com\/products\/christmas-dickle","provider":"Ethereal Legacy Boutiques ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}