{"product_id":"carl-the-cloud","title":"Carl the Cloud","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eMeet Carl: The Slightly Judgmental Rain Cloud Every Houseplant Needs\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarl would love to help you with your plants, but he's not sure you know what you're doing. Have you checked the pH of that water? What about the texture of your soil? Never mind, just fill him with water and he'll do what he can.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandcrafted in North Georgia, Carl the Cloud is the perfect houseplant companion and conversation starter that brings both sass and whimsy to your indoor garden. Watch as your plants \"dance in the rain\" under Carl's skeptical but nurturing shower!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePremium Plant Parent Assistant Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExpertly Designed Plant Watering System\u003c\/strong\u003e - Our patented, USA-made cloud delivers side-eye and hydration in equal measure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSuperior Indoor Plant Hydration\u003c\/strong\u003e - Holds 4 oz of water (which Carl hopes you've properly filtered), providing a gentle 5-minute \"rain shower\" for your possibly neglected houseplants\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUniversal Plant Compatibility\u003c\/strong\u003e - Includes two 12-inch clear acrylic rods compatible with any indoor plant pot 5 inches or larger (even those questionable pots without drainage holes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUltimate Gift for Plant Enthusiasts\u003c\/strong\u003e - The perfect houseplant accessory for new plant parents who could use some guidance and experienced collectors who appreciate a touch of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to Earn Carl's Approval\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for regular watering routines (definitely not for those three weeks you abandoned your plants during vacation)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEncourages consistent watering while adding personality to your plant display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSimply insert into your houseplant pot and fill Carl with water - he'll take it from there with a judgmental but effective shower\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe slow-release watering allows your indoor plants more absorption time while Carl silently judges your overall plant care regimen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf your plant shows any adverse reactions, discontinue use as a watering device (Carl can still serve as a decorative reminder of your plant parenting failures)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean with soap and warm water as needed - Carl expects you to keep him looking his best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote: Our Judgmental Dripping Rain Clouds combine plant care wisdom with artistic flair. While Carl is excellent for most houseplants, he recommends monitoring your plants' health and adjusting care accordingly (though he's not convinced you'll remember to do that).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Cloud Makers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45995820286102,"sku":"CEM_006_012","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/1598\/2486\/files\/Carl_be5a2836-0da9-46b2-925d-fead10756dcf.jpg?v=1765069013","url":"https:\/\/elbusa.myshopify.com\/products\/carl-the-cloud","provider":"Ethereal Legacy Boutiques ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}